1. Chocolate and pickled onion toastie

What’s in it? Pieces of Dairy Milk. Pickled onions Tomato ketchup

What should we know? Don't be scared if lots of steam comes out of your sandwich toaster when making this. The weird thing is, I was sober when I first cooked this up. It tastes nicer than it sounds.

Bread Type? not given (toasted)

2. Bread and Chocolate

What’s in it? A flat bar of your favorite milk chocolate

What should we know? I learned this one from one of my wife's roommates in College who was from Spain. From then on everyone who saw me put a chocolate bar between two pieces of French bread looked at me as if I were nuts. (No nuts, just chocolate.) Years later, an office mate who grew up in France told me that a chocolate bar and french bread was the schoolchild's afternoon snack of choice when she was in France. So when people laugh at you for eating a chocolate sandwich you can get all snooty and say, ”It's a European thing. You wouldn't understand.” Ha.

Bread Type? Fresh French Bread (sourdough is a nice twist.)

3. PB&H

What’s in it? extra crunchy peanut butter and chocolate hazelnut spread!

What should we know? It makes a great afternoon snack! Have a glass of cold milk nearby!

Bread Type? thick texas toast bread

4. Don’t knock it till you try it chocolate biscuit sandwich

What’s in it? Butter, McVitie's Plain (Dark) Chocolate Digestives

What should we know? Squash the sandwich as flat as you can before ingestion.

Bread Type? Kingsmill Gold, white, thick cut

5. Hot Sex on Toast

What’s in it? Toast the bread, butter quickly while still hot with vitalite and add a seperated 4 finger Kit-Kat (and optional 5th finger for purists). Add top slice and allow chocolate to melt slightly. Enjoy hot sex on toast.

What should we know? This will keep you going till lunch

Bread Type? White Warburtons Toastie (toasted)

6. Chocolate and Cheese Toastie!

What’s in it? Apply Chocolate spread on each slice, then cover the slices with cheese. (real cheese, not that processed crud!)Then place in a sandwich toaster with a little butter on the outside for that extra tasty crispiness which also prevents the toastie from sticking!Serve with chilli Sauce if desired.

What should we know? Perfect dirnk to go with it? Try Ribena or if you REALLY want a taste sensation from heaven, then try it with a glass of ice-cold Banana juice!FANTASTIC!!!! I know it sounds wierd, but hey… YOU’RE the ones looking here for more things to try… If you don’t like it, then pass it on! There is actually a SCIENTIFIC study proving that these tastes are compatibly paliatable, believe it or not! enjoy! ;)

Bread Type? Any sliced bread! (toasted)

7. the sandwich with no name

What’s in it? Chocolate,cheese,chillies

What should we know? chillies and chocolate are the ultimatein munchies after one too many pints

Bread Type? nice bread (toasted)

8. Sweet and Yummy

What’s in it? Banana, Peanut butter, chocolate spread, teaspoon of honey. Toasted! Yum!

What should we know? Try it before you knock it!

Bread Type? White Bread (toasted)

9. banana sandwich plus

What’s in it? Banana, Cadbury chocolate spread, smooth peanut butter.

What should we know? Spread peanut butter on one slice, chocolate spread on the other, and fill with sliced banana. No butter/margarine needed. Delicious as it is, but might be even better Brevilled….

Bread Type? white, medium sliced

10. banana and chocolate toastie

What’s in it? banana - sliced thinly,chocolate spread - spread thicklycornflakes (or choco flakes)

What should we know? MUST BE TOASTED!!! the best way to do this is in one of those toasted sandwich machines, but if doing that then don’t put too much banana in as the banana drips out everywhere and it’s reeeeeeeally hard to get off.

Bread Type? white... ummm, hovis? (toasted)

11. Fluff Your Nuts!

What’s in it? Nutella (hazelnut and chocolate spread), marshmallow fluff (same as marshmallow cream)

What should we know? Apply generous nutella to one slice, generous fluff to the other. Smush together and enjoy while talking on the phone! Variations include added bananas, a sprinkle of grand marnier, chocolate pieces, or chopped reese’s peanut butter cups. VERY scrumptious.

Bread Type? White Wonder Bread

12. The fatty maker

What’s in it? lots of melted cheese, ham, tomato ketchup, melted chocolate

What should we know? i love this sandwich

Bread Type? french olive stuffed baguette with melted cheese drizzled in oil (toasted)

13. Snowman Surprise

What’s in it? Raspberry ripple icecream, white chocolate spread

What should we know? For the white chocolate spread I’d suggest going to your nearest ASDA and buying their own brand of white chocolate, it is the most heavenly chocolate spread in the whole world! Once you have obtained your white chocolate spread, spread it on your two pieces of white bread. For the icecream part don’t scoop any icecream out of a tub…well..you could but it isn’t the best or most convieniant way. I suggest buying little tubs of raspberry ripple (or your own preference of icecream) which can be bought from any good supermarket. Y’know, like the little tubs that get given out at the theatre during the break. So, once you get your icecream tub, open it, hold it upside down above the slice of bread and simply squeeze it out by pressing the bottom of the tub with your thumbs. Place other slice on top and voila. Snowman Surprise! It’s quick and easy to make!

Bread Type? White-Hovis

14. The O’Shea

What’s in it? 4 Slices Mature Cheddar, 1/2 Sliced Granny Smith Apple, Honey, Dairy Milk Chocolate

What should we know? Invented Circa 1955 by my Grandma… Maiden Name Theresa O’Shea. Best served as an open sandwich, so that one can savour the various filling combos.. Mmmmm

Bread Type? Thick Sliced White Bloomer

15. mud with worms

What’s in it? chocolate spread and alfalfa sprouts

What should we know? make sure the alfalfa sprouts are dry

Bread Type? any

16. chocolate and chips

What’s in it? you buy one of those hershey’s bars that has all the little rectangles that break apart, a can of pringles potato chips, and some bread. just break up the candy over the bottom slice of bread, drop on a few pringles chips, then mash them down a little using the top slice. it’s actually quite good.

What should we know? my friend invented this, and rumor has it that he now uses buttered toast instead of plain white bread. just a rumor.

Bread Type? white

17. the super deluxe maximum, to the max ice mac cream sandwich of all sandwiches

What’s in it? rasberry ripple ice cream with marshmallows and grated white chocolate

What should we know? not to much ice cream because it will melt over the sides

Bread Type? slightly toasted white bread (toasted)

18. The stoned tooth chiller

What’s in it? Discovered whilst stoned.
Chocolate ice cream
Chocolate biscuits
Butter

Allow the ice cream to soften slightly if it is hard to spread. Spread liberally on one side of the bread. Butter optional on the other slice.
Scrunch up the choccy biccies and sprinkle onto the ice cream.
Squish the sarnie together.

Jam/honey/chocolate sauce optional.

What should we know? When not stoned, still quite tasty.

Bread Type? any white bread

19. Peanut Chocolate Dip

What’s in it? Peanut Butter
Banana
Chocolate Milk or melted chocolate
Cream Style Honey

What should we know? Put honey on one slice after buttering
Put peanut butter on other slice after buttering.
Slice banana in half lengthwise and place between the slices.

Dip sandwich in either chocolate mik or melted chocolate

Bread Type? White

20. Cheese Kit

What’s in it? 4 Kit Kat Fingers and Cheese Spread with tomato sauce

What should we know? not too much sauce, ruins the chocolate taste

Bread Type? Pannini

21. Bronwen Bonanza

What’s in it? Sliced banana
Chocolate Spread
Jam
Cheese (mild cheddar)

What should we know? I adapted this recipe from an old friend’s concoction, and found that it’s brilliant if you have a sugar/chocolate craving or are hungry/hungover or want some energy!
The cheese adds a nice savoury twist - you can use any cheddar, or just your favourite.
Not the healthiest of sandwiches I know, and you can only eat one per sitting (unless you’re stoned…), but at least it contains one portion of fruit (two if you count the jam!!)

Bread Type? Thick white

22. chocolate marshmellow

What’s in it? A layer of marshmellow fluff (Buy in the dessert aisle at the supermarket). A layer of peanut butter
A layer of chocolate (toast the bread then lay chocolate pieces on it and spread when warm)

Bread Type? white

23. PB&CM - peanut butter and chocolate mayo

What’s in it? Peanut butter, Nestles Quik and Miracle Whip.

What should we know? Works best by mixing mayo and Quik in a small bowl before spreading on the PB. Miracle Whip provides more of a tangy flavor than mayo. Super Chunky PB is my favorite, but even smooth works well. In a hurry: this is your sandwich and dessert in one easy to eat treat!

Bread Type? any, but whole wheat is a bit more hearty.

24. Comfort food in under 15 seconds for very desparate moments

What’s in it? Butter, Peanut butter and Creamed Clover Honey… simple… here’s how:

Spread bread with real New Zealand butter. Cover this layer with proper peanut butter - salted, not sugared, and my preference is for smooth.
Add a layer of sliced mild cheese and top with creamed clover honey.
Cover with the second slice of fresh white bread, press down, get comfortable and enjoy.

What should we know? High fat and sugar content is justifiable emotional nutrition if only used in emergencies.

Quality New Zealand chocolate is the only viable substitute for this sandwich.

Bread Type? Very fresh white bread

25. Romania

What’s in it? chocolate, strawberries, bananas, oranges, sugar, ananas, nuts

What should we know? Sweetly !

Bread Type? normal (toasted)

26. choc and nana

What’s in it? chocolate spread
sliced banana
clotted cream

What should we know? spread choc spread on one pieces,put sliced banana on top ,spread othe the piece thickly with clotted cream assemble sandwich and enjoy.

Bread Type? fresh unsliced,eg bloomer ,cut 1/2 inch thick

27. Peanut Butter and Mashmello on Toast

What’s in it? Spread peanut butter evenly on one slice of bread. Then place a layer of marshmellos, large or small either works, on the peanut butter. Place the second slice of bread on top then broil the sandwich until the top slice of bread is nearly burnt.

What should we know? Best enjoyed late on winters nights with a big mug of hot chocolate.

Bread Type? White or Wheat (toasted)

28. S’more Sandwich

What’s in it? one puffy Marshmallow, one to three Hershey’s chocolate bar sections.

What should we know? We used to eat these as kids in Boy Scout camp here in the States in the 1970’s, (looong before the American Boy Scout’s became so exclusionary). You can eat your mini-S’more Sandwich cold like this, or you can toast it lightly in a toaster oven til it gently melts slighty. Drink with a tall glass of cold milk. And then make another one, so you can have s’more. (Get it?)

Bread Type? A Graham Cracker used as the bread. (toasted)

29. Cadburys Flake on toast

What’s in it? Cadburys flake is used as an alternative to chocolate spread.

What should we know? Highly reconmended alternative to chocolate spread

Bread Type? White (toasted)

30. chocolate banana toastie

What’s in it? galaxy chocolate with sliced babana

What should we know? the best sandwich u will ever taste

Bread Type? thick white (toasted)